Find 73+ Gorgeous Funny Kitchen Wall Plaques Voted By The Construction Association

1. "I'm sorry for what I said before I had my coffee" kitchen wall plaque

Let's face it, we've all said things we regret before our morning cup of coffee kicks in. That's why this kitchen wall plaque is the perfect addition to any coffee lover's kitchen. Hang it proudly and apologize in advance for any pre-caffeine outbursts.

2. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge" kitchen wall plaque

We all have our guilty pleasures and for some of us, that guilty pleasure is found in the fridge. Whether it's a midnight snack or a tub of ice cream after a bad day, this kitchen wall plaque celebrates our love for all things food and the comfort it brings.

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" kitchen wall plaque

Let's be honest, sometimes we just need to get our point across in a passionate and assertive manner. This kitchen wall plaque is perfect for those who like to debate and always come out on top. It's not arguing, it's just explaining why we're right.

4. "I only have a kitchen because it came with the house" kitchen wall plaque

For those who aren't exactly master chefs, the kitchen can sometimes feel like a foreign land. But hey, at least it came with the house, right? This kitchen wall plaque is a humorous reminder of our lack of culinary skills and our reliance on takeout and delivery.

5. "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss" kitchen wall plaque

Some may call us bossy, but we prefer to see ourselves as leaders. This kitchen wall plaque is perfect for those who take charge in the kitchen and aren't afraid to show it. Hang it with pride and let everyone know who's really in charge.

6. "I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive" kitchen wall plaque

For those who enjoy a glass of wine or two while cooking, this kitchen wall plaque is a must-have. It's the perfect combination of humor and class, just like a good bottle of wine. So go ahead, pour yourself a glass and speak in cursive.

7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a kitchen ninja" kitchen wall plaque

Who needs fancy culinary training when you have the skills of a ninja in the kitchen? This kitchen wall plaque is for all the home cooks who can whip up a delicious meal in no time and without breaking a sweat. You may not have a chef's hat, but you have a black belt in cooking.

8. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome" kitchen wall plaque

Short cooks, unite! This kitchen wall plaque is for all the vertically challenged chefs out there who may not reach the top shelf, but can still create mouthwatering dishes. It's a reminder that size doesn't matter when it comes to cooking skills.

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode" kitchen wall plaque

Let's face it, cooking can be exhausting and sometimes we just need a break. This kitchen wall plaque is for those days when we just can't muster up the energy to cook and instead opt for takeout or leftovers. Hey, we're just energy-saving for our next culinary masterpiece.

10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion" kitchen wall plaque

For those who are passionate about their cooking and their opinions, this kitchen wall plaque is a must-have. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm not arguing, I'm just really passionate about this recipe." Hang it in your kitchen and let your passion shine through.