The character of Queen Aggravain in the musical "Once Upon a Mattress" is known for her sharp wit, cunning schemes, and strong desire to maintain control over her kingdom. In this monologue, Queen Aggravain expresses her frustration with the ongoing search for a suitable princess for her son, Prince Dauntless.Queen Aggravain Monologue from Once Upon a Mattress
As the queen, I have a duty to ensure that my son, the prince, finds a worthy and suitable princess to marry. But alas, the search has been long and fruitless. It seems that every princess who comes to our kingdom is either too dull, too silly, or too unrefined for my dear boy.Once Upon a Mattress Monologue Queen Aggravain
Do you know how hard it is to find a princess who can pass my rigorous tests and win the heart of my son? I have searched far and wide, and yet no one has been able to meet my standards. It's almost as if they are not trying at all.Once Upon a Mattress Queen Aggravain Speech
My dear husband, King Sextimus, may think that I am being too harsh. But I cannot let just anyone marry my son and become the future queen of our kingdom. No, she must be perfect in every way, just like me.Queen Aggravain Once Upon a Mattress
I have tried to be understanding, to give these princesses a chance. But they all disappoint me in the end. It's enough to make me want to give up and keep my son single for the rest of his life.Once Upon a Mattress Monologue
But alas, I cannot do that. It is my duty as a mother to ensure my son's happiness and secure the future of our kingdom. And so, I will continue to search for the perfect princess, no matter how long it takes or how many more disappointments I must endure.Queen Aggravain Monologue
What is a queen without a princess to guide and mold into a proper queen? I cannot let my kingdom suffer because of my son's lack of a suitable bride. No, I will not rest until I find the one who is worthy of my son's love and our kingdom's throne.Once Upon a Mattress Queen Monologue
But until then, I will continue to rule with an iron fist, making sure that everything is in order and that no one dares to challenge my authority. For I am Queen Aggravain, and I will not be undermined by anyone, not even my own son.Queen Aggravain Once Upon a Mattress Monologue
And so, I say to all the princesses out there, bring your best, for I will not settle for anything less. Only the most refined, intelligent, and charming young lady will win the heart of my son and earn the title of Princess of the realm.Once Upon a Mattress Queen Aggravain Monologue Lyrics
But until then, I will continue to rule with an iron fist, making sure that everything is in order and that no one dares to challenge my authority. For I am Queen Aggravain, and I will not be undermined by anyone, not even my own son.Queen Aggravain Once Upon a Mattress Speech